Kylie Jenner’s Lips
This TV personality/reality star (neither of which are actual jobs) claims to never have had injections to her lips. Khloe Kardashian claims she did. I claim to not care.
Cara Delevigne’s Eyebrows
Well, they’re certainly out there.
Julia Roberts’ Smile
One of the widest smiles in Hollywood, how could anyone forget about her?
Miley Cyrus’ Abs
I can never have abs like this in my entire life. Daddy loves his beer too much. Gotta keep hydrated. It’s
all that global warming. I want to change, honest.
Christina Hendricks’ Chest
I honestly can’t grasp the irony of being a great actress playing a feminist role in one of the best shows on TV and ending up in this article for what mother nature gave you. Sorry, Christina. You deserved better.
Jared Leto’s Hair
What, men can’t be objectified? Says who? Trump-voters? This guy has had every goddamn haircut known and unknown to man.
Cindy Crawford’s Mole
I prefer the French term “tache de beauté” since “mole” sounds like there’s someone on her face feeding sensitive information to the Russians.